swain

I rode a pretty woman on my moped one time in '72, she even had a few front teeth knowed a few big words. She started every sentence with "I bet you'd like to try some of this" and I kept asking her if she hadsome maddog or ripple.

And I don't take no tish off nobody, either!

Ain't that the truth!

I ain't skeered of nobody!

I know you skeered small is reading this so I will let you get by with that.

I ain't never asked for a ride on anyone's moped, and I don't plan on starting now.

I would never impede you BYT. I ride over on the shoulder in the grass and ditches like an old possum that's been run over before. Refer to (1) under Life.

See if you get another ride to Hairy's next time small can't take you

Watch me as I blow you off the road as I go by!

just stay back there and like it.

All I'm asking crypt, is that you pull over from time to time and partake of your maddog, so the rest of us with driver's licenses can get by to go to our jobs.

Because when you signed your driver's license, paid your insurance, tag, registration, inspection, property tax, road use tax, gas tax, sales tax you agreed, by your complicity, that your motor vehicle is an exraordinary machine and capable of use as commercial vehicle. My moped can barely carry me and a fifth of maddog.

Well we get thirsty to

A View of two suitcases of cheap beer in a milk crate

you people just dont get it MOPED PEOPLE RULE!

One is as bad as the other.

ok which one is worse a Moped or one of them farmers (that are going broke) with one of them big wheel tractors and a manure spreader.

Highlight of one's day, riding behind a moped....NOT!!!

yep I know you all like that kind of stuff.

View of what, your arse hanging over the sides of the seat?