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kayla23

Posted 2:23 am, 10/23/2021

Did yall hear about the club they tried to open for men with erectile dysfunction? They shut it down. It was a real flop, nobody ever came

kayla23

Posted 6:09 pm, 10/20/2021

Woman: Dear Lord, grant me the strength to cope with all of my haters

God: B***, ain't nobody thinking about you!

kayla23

Posted 3:07 pm, 10/19/2021

What is an alcoholics favorite holiday?

Dranksgiving

blimey2

Posted 8:25 am, 10/16/2021

Man driving sees road sign.


He reads, "Road Work Ahead."

"That's good," he says.

dale61

Posted 7:56 am, 10/16/2021

kayla23 (view profile)

Posted 1:46 am, 10/16/2021



Why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
They dont wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy
LMAO Your a nut!!!

dale61

Posted 4:50 am, 10/16/2021

LOTS MORE FUN THAN ALL THE GRUMPY STUFF NOW.

kayla23

Posted 1:46 am, 10/16/2021

Why dont vegetarians moan during sex?

They dont wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy

Bestill

Posted 5:33 am, 10/13/2021

Two statues had been standing in the park, facing each other, dressed in very little clothes, for decades. One was a depiction of Aphrodite, the other was a depiction of Zeus.

One fine day, a fairy dropped by and brought both statues to life, offering them to grant their biggest wish, but only for one hour.
Both statues did not think for much longer. They looked at each other and ran off to the bushes. Soon enough, the bushes could be seen swaying this way and that, leaves flying around. Half an hour later, the statues, looking a little disheveled, returned to the fairy.

‘That was fun!', said Zeus, ‘let's do that again!'
‘Allright,' said Aphrodite, ‘but this time you hold the pigeon and I get to crap on its head!'

troll

Posted 6:10 pm, 10/12/2021

Bestill

Posted 4:29 pm, 10/12/2021

That's a good one. Here's another
A Western Buddhist woman was in India, studying with her teacher. She was riding with another woman friend in an open carriage when they were attacked by a man on the street. In the end, the attacker only succeeded in frightening the women, but the Buddhist woman was quite upset by the event and told her teacher. She asked him what she should have done: "what would have been the appropriate, Buddhist response?" The teacher said very simply, "You should have very mindfully and with great compassion whacked the attacker over the head with your umbrella."

antithesis

Posted 4:22 pm, 10/12/2021

Here's one that I hope my friend (self appointed nemesis?) Bestill appreciates

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything..."

After a brief chuckle at the monk's joke, the vendor hands him his hot dog with everything and says, "that'll be $4 please."

The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits while the vendor just stares back at him. Awkwardly, the monk asks, "what about my change?"

"Ah," replies the hot dog vendor. "Change must come from within..."

Robeson

Posted 3:54 pm, 10/12/2021

Man went bear hunting but got tired. He put down his gun to drink from the river. He looks up and a big

bear was headed for him. Man ask God to protect him......the bear thanked God for his supper!

udfred

Posted 11:55 am, 09/28/2021

Imagine if you will. A Atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a bumper sticker that says Honk if you love Jesus

udfred

Posted 12:17 am, 09/28/2021

Riddle me this and answer me quick who says their sane but cuts off their

Bubblegum21

Posted 3:35 am, 09/03/2021

My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

kayla23

Posted 2:51 pm, 08/26/2021

A man went to his doctor

Doc, my anus hurts, can you help?

Doc says, what do you mean? How exactly does it hurt?

Man says, right here at the entrance, it's always sore and bleeding!


Doc says, well, I think that's going to continue happening...

... as long as you think of it as the "entrance!"

kayla23

Posted 2:35 pm, 08/09/2021

Two reasons why the police here cant solve any murders

1. Everybody's DNA matches

2. There are no dental records

Robeson

Posted 7:07 am, 08/09/2021

this is such a change of pace....keep it going...love it....!!!

kayla23

Posted 3:17 pm, 08/08/2021

Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Ford

Thats why he had to walk everywhere!!

Bestill

Posted 4:38 am, 08/08/2021

Three Elderly Sisters

Mary, Anna and Josephine, live in a house together. One night Mary runs a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

Anna yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses.Then she yells "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

Josephine is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure.

She then yells "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door".

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